wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*



Dominant Tips: The Good Morning Kiss

little-lady-stufff:

sirs-good-little-whore:

domwithpen:

When she’s putting on her make up, walk up behind her. Brush her hair lightly out of the way and kiss her neck. Put a hand on her ass and grab it, firmly. Not in a playful way. 

You’re claiming her.

As she starts to respond, reach your other hand up and grip her neck. Just hard enough to make her wonder. 

Whisper in her ear, “Be good today.”

Then let go and walk away.

/swoon

Fuck yes.



pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray


tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish




puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”



unpassixned:♡ pale lolita ♡